What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?

Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

-All the bad guys are black.

What is your review of The Office (U.S. TV series)?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How would you define love?

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

Will my 9 year old face more difficulties than most girls her age if she’s an early bloomer? My daughter already needs regular B cup bras. The doctor says that my daughter will be even more developed by 11-12 years of age.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

Why did Cartman love Heidi purely with heart, her being the first one he ever did, but then one day Butters tells him that all women are manipulative and then he began to believe that she was a bad person and pretended to be a victim?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…